Ain't What It Used To Be
I'm talking about FedEx. FedEx, the company that used to deliver flawlessly and efficiently. FedEx, the company that never lost a package, never misdelivered a package, never told you that you live in Avenel when you don't even know exactly where Avenel is.
Ask me if I'm happy.
I spent a good part of this evening trying to track down a missing package only to be told that I wasn't home (my home in Avenel) today when they tried to deliver it.
Oh, really? Then who was that poor drudge in her tattered jeans and faded t-shirt? The one who was locked in mortal combat with her laptop all day?
The doorbell didn't ring once. Nobody knocked. The phones were silent.
Maybe Easter Bunny could deliver the package next year with the basket of candy and those pretty pastel eggs.
Ask me if I'm happy.
I spent a good part of this evening trying to track down a missing package only to be told that I wasn't home (my home in Avenel) today when they tried to deliver it.
Oh, really? Then who was that poor drudge in her tattered jeans and faded t-shirt? The one who was locked in mortal combat with her laptop all day?
The doorbell didn't ring once. Nobody knocked. The phones were silent.
Maybe Easter Bunny could deliver the package next year with the basket of candy and those pretty pastel eggs.
Labels: Easter Bunny, FedEx
posted by Barbara Bretton | 8:04 PM
2 Comments:
I've had the same issue. Only I've had problems with UPS and FedEx. And I'm a SAHM. *g* Note the Saty at home part of that. *G*
Wow, Mom and the USPS were locked in a similar battle this week! My landlord -- who rarely speaks -- joined the fight because it was simply wrong and abusive! (We got the package...)
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